Signs You’ve Had Too Much Coffee!
Too much coffee
Instant coffee takes too long.
People get dizzy just watching you.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You chew on other people’s fingernails.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You answer the door before people knock.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.
People get dizzy just watching you.
The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You chew on other people’s fingernails.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.
You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.
You sleep with your eyes open.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You answer the door before people knock.
You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.
Sleep? Who needs sleep? More coffee please!
Enjoy your blog, keep up the good work. We just started our coffee related business out here in Scottsdale, Arizona, USA.
http://specialtycoffeeandwines.wordpress.com
We like you enthusiasm for coffee and coffee preparation!
Salud!
–Hector
Thank for viewing and good luck on your blog and your business! Are you pinoy by the way?
Not pinoy. I’m a Mexican, actually, living in the USA. Grew up in California with lots of pinoy friends, now I live in Arizona. I was curious about the Philippine coffee scene when I came across your site.